also, this story appeared in our Zone Newsletter (written by an Elder):
Meanwhile in Wuppertal...
Batman and Superman were on their way to visit a Member's house when suddenly she opened the door and declared to them that her husband was not at home and that the heroes should return momentarily. The DC men bade her to call God for them and ask for His help as they then went to go by on a less-active member of the congregation. Before kicking in the door, they chanced upon two men speaking an alien language. Suspecting an invasion, the two members of the Justice League inquired as to what tongue they were using. Recognizing the comic book faces, one of them began to relay information he had received through an espionage device known to mankind as „Wikipedia.“ Our heroes silenced them with the words of Mormon and the creature committed to meeting with them another time for closer interrogation. The Lord had answered the woman's call!
~El / Der Standring